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Fox News gets an enema

Earlier this afternoon, I’m eating my steak grilled stufft burrito and flipping through the news. No more than 30 seconds of watching, I nearly puke my burrito all over the coffee table when Martha McCallum, reading for the viewers (because they’re blind and/or stupid, watching Fox News) a graphical analysis of some American opinion poll about Iran, says, and I’m not making this up: “61 percent of Americans feel they should not tell their enemas when they’ll be leaving.” She quickly corrected herself, and managed to keep a straight face. I however, had trouble swallowing my lunch I was laughing so hard.

4 Comments on “Fox News gets an enema”

  1. #1 Ray
    on Sep 1st, 2006 at 6:42 pm

    well i think you would know when you enema is leaving ;-)

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  2. #2 Chris
    on Sep 1st, 2006 at 7:19 pm

    Only the hugest of assholes wouldn’t know when their enema is leaving them.. LOL

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  3. #3 Ron
    on Sep 2nd, 2006 at 10:56 am

    Do you see what Google slected for the adds. LOL

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  4. #4 Chris
    on Sep 2nd, 2006 at 11:21 am

    Haaaahahahaa… yeah, that’s great. They’ve sure got their shit together.

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