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		<title>New Camera</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 20:09:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We needed to upgrade, so we did.  Canon Rebel EOS XSi.







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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;">We needed to upgrade, so we did.  Canon Rebel EOS XSi.</p>
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<a href="http://gkikas.com/wp-content/gallery/canon/7mos_althea_eating_duck.jpg" title="Althea" class="thickbox" rel="singlepic290" >
	<img class="ngg-singlepic ngg-center" src="http://gkikas.com/wp-content/plugins/nextgen-gallery/nggshow.php?pid=290&amp;width=320&amp;height=240&amp;mode=" alt="7mos_althea_eating_duck.jpg" title="7mos_althea_eating_duck.jpg" />
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<a href="http://gkikas.com/wp-content/gallery/canon/7mos_althea_duck.jpg" title="Nom nom nom" class="thickbox" rel="singlepic288" >
	<img class="ngg-singlepic ngg-center" src="http://gkikas.com/wp-content/plugins/nextgen-gallery/nggshow.php?pid=288&amp;width=320&amp;height=240&amp;mode=" alt="7mos_althea_duck.jpg" title="7mos_althea_duck.jpg" />
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<a href="http://gkikas.com/wp-content/gallery/canon/7mos_althea_swingin.jpg" title="Althea" class="thickbox" rel="singlepic291" >
	<img class="ngg-singlepic ngg-center" src="http://gkikas.com/wp-content/plugins/nextgen-gallery/nggshow.php?pid=291&amp;width=320&amp;height=240&amp;mode=" alt="7mos_althea_swingin.jpg" title="7mos_althea_swingin.jpg" />
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<a href="http://gkikas.com/wp-content/gallery/canon/7mos_althea_eating.jpg" title="Althea" class="thickbox" rel="singlepic289" >
	<img class="ngg-singlepic ngg-center" src="http://gkikas.com/wp-content/plugins/nextgen-gallery/nggshow.php?pid=289&amp;width=320&amp;height=240&amp;mode=" alt="7mos_althea_eating.jpg" title="7mos_althea_eating.jpg" />
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<a href="http://gkikas.com/wp-content/gallery/canon/7mos_elise_eating.jpg" title="Elise" class="thickbox" rel="singlepic293" >
	<img class="ngg-singlepic ngg-center" src="http://gkikas.com/wp-content/plugins/nextgen-gallery/nggshow.php?pid=293&amp;width=320&amp;height=240&amp;mode=" alt="7mos_elise_eating.jpg" title="7mos_elise_eating.jpg" />
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		<title>Uptown Express</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 17:26:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Absurd]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Chris' Stuff]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is me.  I&#8217;m not making this up.  Ian can vouch for this.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;">This is me.  I&#8217;m not making this up.  Ian can vouch for this.</p>
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		<title>You Gonna Eat That Bib?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Mar 2009 04:01:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Althea and Elise prefer to eat their snazzy new bibs than to wear them.



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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;">Althea and Elise prefer to eat their snazzy new bibs than to wear them.</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;"><br /><img src="http://gkikas.com/wp-content/uploads/bibs_snap.png" alt="media" /><br />
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		<title>Quarantined</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2008 21:41:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I've caught a cold, and cannot risk infecting the twins with it.  I miss them.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;">I wasn&#8217;t sure anything could top what undoubtedly was the crappiest Christmas on record, but safe to say, this cold I caught has taken top honors.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">
<p style="text-align: left;">Why?  It&#8217;s just a cold.  You&#8217;ve had these before, right?  Yes, but the consequences are different this time, and they&#8217;ve got me depressed, lonely and miserable.</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">The runny nose and sneezing doesn&#8217;t bother me in the slightest.  The body aches, meh they&#8217;re no big deal.  The phlegmy cough?  No problem.  What&#8217;s really bothering me is that I can&#8217;t play with, or even get near the babies, for fear of infecting them.</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">If I got them sick, passed on to them even with the mildest of sniffles, we could be sunk.  It&#8217;s rough enough taking care of these two when they&#8217;re in perfect health, as &#8216;perfect health&#8217; includes spells of gassiness, fussy fits, explosive yellow shits, etc.</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">Granted, it&#8217;s liable to happen someday, likely even, that they&#8217;ll both be sick at the same time.  Obviously though, we want to avoid this as long as possible.</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">So, I&#8217;ve been relieved of all baby-related duties until further notice.  I haven&#8217;t changed but a single diaper in three days.  I haven&#8217;t burped a single baby.  I haven&#8217;t been spit up on, shat upon, or riled into a frustrated mental knot.</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">And I miss it.  Terribly.</p>
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		<title>Happy Mother&#8217;s Day Announcement</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 May 2008 15:23:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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Happy Mother&#8217;s Day    
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<p>Happy Mother&#8217;s Day <img src='http://gkikas.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' />  <img src='http://gkikas.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>New Letters After My Name:  RHCT</title>
		<link>http://gkikas.com/new-letters-after-my-name-rhct/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2007 11:47:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Chris' Stuff]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[An email was sent out yesterday by my boss to the entire organization I work within.

 &#8212;&#8211;Original Message&#8212;&#8211;
From:   , Pete
Sent:   Monday, May 07, 2007 9:17 AM
To:     SouthEast Market
Cc:     
Subject:        Congratulations to Chris Gkikas on Red Hat [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>An email was sent out yesterday by my boss to the entire organization I work within.</p>
<blockquote><p><img src="http://gkikas.com/images/rhct.bmp" align="left" alt="Red Hat Certified Technician" /><br />
 &#8212;&#8211;Original Message&#8212;&#8211;<br />
From:   <blanked>, Pete<br />
Sent:   Monday, May 07, 2007 9:17 AM<br />
To:     SouthEast Market<br />
Cc:     <blanked><br />
Subject:        Congratulations to Chris Gkikas on Red Hat Certified Technician certification</p>
<p>Please join me in congratulating Chris Gkikas on his attaining the Red Hat Certified Technician &#8211; Red Hat Enterprise Linux 5 certification. Chris is looking pretty spiffy walking around with his red fedora!</p>
<p>BTW, as much as I enjoy basking in the glory or Chris&#8217; achievement, I&#8217;d really appreciate it if the congrats were directed to him as opposed to a REPLY ALL (and I suspect many of you would too! :>)
</p></blockquote>
<p>It&#8217;s extremely cool to get feedback and praise like this.</p>
<p>So now, this makes me, professional-certification-wise,<br />
Chris Gkikas, RHCT, MCSA, A+, Net+, iNet+, Linux+, CNA.  Talk about alphabet soup.</p>
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		<title>Today Is My Birthday</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Feb 2007 02:20:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m 33 today.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m 33 today.</p>
<p><img src="http://gkikas.com/images/birthday.jpg" alt="Happy Birthday Me" /></p>
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		<title>Boulder Blizzard Photos</title>
		<link>http://gkikas.com/boulder-blizzard-photos/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Dec 2006 21:32:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We had some friends move to Colorado.  They sent these pictures today.



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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We had some friends move to Colorado.  They sent these pictures today.</p>
<p><img title="Erica's car" alt="Erica's car" src="http://gkikas.com/images/ericacar.jpg" /></p>
<p><img title="The parking lot" alt="The parking lot" src="http://gkikas.com/images/snowcars.jpg" /></p>
<p><img title="View from the front porch" alt="View from the front porch" src="http://gkikas.com/images/fromthegate.jpg" /></p>
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		<title>I Say Bentley Wins</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Dec 2006 11:42:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Found this here.
Facts you need to know before viewing the ads:
1.     BMW started it.
2.     Audi answered.
3.     Subaru needed to say something.
4.     Bentley Chairman had the last word!




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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Found this <a target="_blank" href="http://americatopten.blogspot.com/2006/12/advertisement-war-bmw-started-it-audi.html">here</a>.</p>
<p>Facts you need to know before viewing the ads:</p>
<p>1.     BMW started it.</p>
<p>2.     Audi answered.</p>
<p>3.     Subaru needed to say something.</p>
<p>4.     Bentley Chairman had the last word!</p>
<p><img src="http://gkikas.com/images/1.jpg" /></p>
<p><img src="http://gkikas.com/images/2.jpg" /></p>
<p><img src="http://gkikas.com/images/3.jpg" /></p>
<p><img src="http://gkikas.com/images/4.jpg" /></p>
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		<title>Internet Magic 8 Ball Correctly Predicts Future</title>
		<link>http://gkikas.com/internet-magic-8-ball-correctly-predicts-future/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Dec 2006 00:08:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Magic 8 Balls]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I clicked the Magic 8 Ball on my Google homepage just now, after asking it a series of questions.  My network connection was up the whole time, so I know this wasn&#8217;t a fluke.  After as many questions as I asked it, the answer was shown, in an unprecedented and indisputable way, that [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I clicked the Magic 8 Ball on my Google homepage just now, after asking it a series of questions.  My network connection was up the whole time, so I know this wasn&#8217;t a fluke.  After as many questions as I asked it, the answer was shown, in an unprecedented and indisputable way, that I will, in my lifetime:</p>
<ol>
<li>Become a truly rockin&#8217; guitarist, and meet bandmates and have as much fun as possible as garage band kings&#8230;</li>
<li>Successfully negotiate a hostage crisis using only a candy bar as collateral&#8230;</li>
<li>Run for Mayor of a small and relatively unknown Third World country (and win)&#8230;</li>
<li>Will see pigs fly, some people get what they deserve, and epiphany, all on the same day&#8230;</li>
<li>Enjoy the fruits of my labors&#8230;</li>
<li>Defy the odds by winning the largest lottery winnings in Florida history&#8230;</li>
<li>Freak out some stranger, completely by accident somehow, and they will respond with &#8220;Eeegad!&#8221;&#8230;</li>
<li>Decode the human genome&#8230;</li>
</ol>
<p>As proof positive of these things, I&#8217;m posting a sanitized screenshot because I just know some of you are reading this.</p>
<p><a title="Click for Fullsizeness" href="http://gkikas.com/images/screen.png"><img alt="The truth, spoken by an Internet Magic 8 Ball" title="The truth, spoken by an Internet Magic 8 Ball" src="http://gkikas.com/images/screen_th.png" /></a></p>
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