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Posts under ‘Amazing Shit’
Happy Mother’s Day Announcement
Happy Mother’s Day
Lamborghini Murcielago LP640 in the wild
Spotted in Sarasota, FL, parked in front of a wings joint. It drew a crowd as people filtered in and out of the restaurant. A father says to his soccer team as they rush towards it in curiosity and awe, “Don’t touch it.” Good advice.
Dramatic Lemur
LOL
Big Burrito The Same Diameter As Nicole Richie’s Thigh
The “Megajuana” burrito, stuffed with steak and everything else, from Tijuana Flats. Roughly the same diameter of Nicole Richie’s thigh.
urp.
Fender Wristwatch Amp Display
We were buying some stuff in Dillards last week where we saw this really cool wristwatch display. Check out the case itself (the watches were cool but nothing to write home about)… it’s a fake amplifier, complete with carrying strap, working knobs and buttons, LEDs, the whole shebang. Click the picture to see [...]
Honey, what’s for dinner?
As I wondered earlier what to have for dinner, I’m glad I didn’t ask THIS lady, who was hanging around in our carport after hours.
People You Don’t Meet Every Day
I just got off the phone with a woman I work with. She’s in a fairly remote location and I don’t see her that often, and as such our relationship is fairly shallow and no further than a mild acquaintance. During this routine business phonecall, I hear she’s just gotten back from vacation. [...]
Lawnboy
I met a dude on Youtube, who lives close enough for me to drive to his house and pull off ridiculous antics like this.
Area Man Gets All Groceries In One Trip
Sarasota, FL
Local man Chris Gkikas managed to get all the grocery bags from the trunk yesterday, in a display termed “impressive” by onlooking neighbors.
“I got a glimpse,” said Lenore Jacobs, Gkikas’ retired next door neighbor, “of how many bags they had in the trunk. He started pickin’ them up and then, Lord, I saw [...]