Posts under ‘Absurd’

I’m new to freestyle.  This is the Touzani Around the World, or TATW.

Trust me, this is really hard.

This is me.  I’m not making this up.  Ian can vouch for this.

Harry Balzer. LOL. Who names their kid Harry Balzer!? I thought “Gkikas” was rough!
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The wife’s pregnant, and she needs milk for breakfast in the morning. We’re out of milk. It’s 9:30, Sweetbay’s not closed yet. I’m off.
The first thing I head for’s the milk, because I know where it is. I rarely shop in this grocery store. I’m usually at the dirt Publix [...]

I clicked the Magic 8 Ball on my Google homepage just now, after asking it a series of questions. My network connection was up the whole time, so I know this wasn’t a fluke. After as many questions as I asked it, the answer was shown, in an unprecedented and indisputable way, that [...]

IMPORTANT

I have just been signed to perform at Carnegie Hall and a nationally broadcast episode of Austin City Limits.
My singing defines a new type of sound, previously unknown to man. It features modulations and tonal characteristics thought only to exist in one’s dreams of “the perfect singing voice.”
I’ll be on Oprah on February 2, Good [...]

MPAA Lobbying for Home Theater Regulations
by Scott Small – as reported here.
Los Angeles , CA – The MPAA is lobbying congress to push through a new bill that would make unauthorized home theaters illegal. The group feels that all theaters should be sanctioned, whether they be commercial settings or at home.
MPAA head Dan Glickman says [...]