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October, 2006:

New family members: Fender American Deluxe HSS Stratocaster + Fender Hot Rod Deluxe Tube Amp

There come times in a man’s life when pause is required to reflect on milestones. High school, college, marriage… you can start or stop wherever you want, these punctuated moments of “whoa,” like buying a lawnmower for the first time, saying “I do,” paying property tax, include, for me, the first major upgrade to my gear.

Referring to this as an upgrade might be misleading. This feels like getting an electric guitar and amp for the first time. As though I haven’t even HAD gear yet… what an amazing sound and feel.

After buying a cheapo Stat knockoff three months ago, putting the damn thing down has been hard. I play it unplugged on the couch while Idoia watches TV. It’s never more than six feet away from me. I dream about it. I haven’t felt my left hand’s fingertips in three months. I’ve started meeting musicians, and thinking of jamming with a drummer and bass, and song melodies and stupid lyrics… yes, a total nutcase.

So today, I got a bitchin’ deal on a Fender American Deluxe HSS LT and a Fender Hot Rod Deluxe tube amp.

Specs:

Model Name American Deluxe Stratocaster® HSS
Model Number 010-1500-(Color #) and 010-1502-(Color #)
Series American Deluxe Series
Colors (700) 3-Color Sunburst,
(720) Amber,
(723) Olympic White Pearl,
(764) Montego Black,
(791) Chrome Silver,
(Polyurethane Finish)
Body Select Alder
Neck Maple, Modern “C” Shape,
(Satin Polyurethane Finish)
Fingerboard Rosewood (p/n 010-1500) or Maple (p/n 010-1502), 9.5” Radius (241mm)
No. of Frets 22 Medium Jumbo Frets
Pickups 1 Fender® DH-1 Humbucking Pickup (Bridge),
1 Samarium Cobalt Noiseless™ Strat® Pickup (Middle),
1 Hot Samarium Cobalt Noiseless Strat Pickup (Neck)
Controls Master Volume (with S-1™ Switch),
Tone 1. (Neck Pickup),
Tone 2. (Middle/Bridge Pickups and Neck/Middle/Bridge Pickup Combinations)
Pickup Switching 5-Position Blade and 2-Position Push/Push S-1™:
S-1 Switch Up:
Position 1. Full Bridge Humbucking Pickup with Coils in Series (Lead Tone Control)
Position 2. Middle Pickup and Inside Coil of Bridge Humbucking Pickup in Parallel (Lead Tone Control)
Position 3. Middle Pickup (Lead Tone Control)
Position 4. Neck and Middle Pickup in Parallel (Lead and Rhythm Tone Controls)
Position 5. Neck Pickup (Rhythm Tone ControlS-1 Switch Down:
Position 1. Full Bridge Humbucking Pickup with Coils in Series (Lead Tone Control)
Position 2. Full Bridge Humbucking Pickup with Coils in Series, in Parallel with Neck Pickup (Lead and Rhythm Tone Controls)
Position 3. Full Bridge Humbucking Pickup with Coils in Series, in Parallel with Neck and Middle Pickups that are Paired in Series (Lead and Rhythm Tone Controls)
Position 4. Inside Coil of Bridge Pickup Paired in Series with Neck Pickup, in Parallel with Middle Pickup (Lead and Rhythm Tone Controls)
Position 5. Middle Pickup in Series with Neck Pickup (Rhythm Tone Control)
Bridge Fender Deluxe 2-Point Synchronized Tremolo Tremolo with Pop in Arm
Machine Heads Fender®/Schaller® Deluxe Staggered Cast/Sealed Locking Tuning Machines
Hardware Chrome
Pickguard 3-Ply Mint Green on (700),
4-Ply Brown Shell on (720, 723),
4-Ply Aged White Pearloid on (782),
4-Ply Black Shell on (791),
1-Ply Beveled Gold Vinyl on (764)
Scale Length 25.5” (648 mm)
Width at Nut 1.6875” (43 mm)
Unique Features S-1 Switching,
LSR Roller Nut,
Abalone Dot Position Inlays,
Highly Detailed Fret Work,
Aged Knobs and Switch Tip
Strings Fender® Super Bullets® 3250L, Nickel Plated Steel, (.009 to .042), p/n 073-3250-003
Accessories Standard Molded Case,
Cable,
Strap,
Straplocks,
Meguiar’s Mist and Wipe Kit
Case Standard Molded Case
Introduced 1/2004
Notice Product Prices, Features And Specifications Are Subject To Change Without Notice

Bridezillas – An Open Letter to We Network

Let The Bitching BeginDear We Network,

I want to let you know how I feel about Bridezillas, your show about bitchy brides on their way to the altar.

My wife and I’ve been married for just over a year, and she’s recently gotten interested in your show. She has a Masters degree in English Literature, and her thesis was on reality television and its impacts on society and culture. For what it’s worth, we both agree on the following about your show, and this email won’t even begin to plumb the rhetorical, philosophical depths of our collective (reasonably informed and educated) opinions of Bridezilla.

I understand that your bottom line is what counts, and making money is pretty much the only thing of concern in the board meetings where these shows are conceived and planned. The fact that these shows are popular, and your advertisers pay top dollar (maybe) for spots during this show are key to your decision making process, is very much understood and (for lack of a better term) appreciated.

However, the message you send to America is that shallow, obsessive, asshole women are worthy of attention, the spotlight, and your camera’s focus. Following them, encouraging them with attention, cameras and lights, does nothing but perpetuate what is undoubtedly the media’s influence on such horrific statistics as the divorce rate in America, and not remotely what the rest of the world thinks of Americans. Y’know what, with programming like this, and the messages that it sends, the rest of the world is right: Americans, as you promote them, are shallow, shitty, financially irresponsible, pathetic, prickish idiots that deserve the short, statistically unstable and miserably short marriages that they get.

I think it’s abhorable that for the sake of a buck, We Network has succumbed to the status quo, surrendered to the almighty buck and wantonly perpetuates promotion of people being absurdly self-centered, impatient and frankly disgusting individuals. Thanks for fucking up America even more than it already is.

It is, however, rather entertaining.

Four Days in the Kennel

One of the best things about coming home from a nice vacation is getting to see your family again. For us, it’s our furry cadre of five cats and a dog. Oyster, the dog, gets to go to one of his favorite places (no joke), the kennel. The place we take him, All Pets Motel, is this nifty doggy-resort kinda place with vast, verdant fields, squeaky toys and panting, slobbering dogs he can run around with until he gets home — and procedes to sleep for the next 36 hours straight.

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Beach-o-Rama

On the beach I took a panoramic picture.

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