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Posts from ‘September, 2006’

Sympathy Shits for Joe Paterno

Last night we saw the Florida Gators beat the Kentucky Wildcats. They didn’t play as well as I would’ve liked, but they did win, bringing their season to 4-0. Good times.
We watched the game with some friends at Buffalo Wild Wings Grill & Grill. That’s how it’s listed in Google.
Since Troy and [...]

Beer Tour of Europe

So I’m talking with one of the people I work with, someone I hadn’t met before. Turns out he’s a Greek too, and we immediately begin yapping enthusiastically to each other (in Greek, much to my coworkers’ surprise) about just how awesome it is over there. The conversation turns to beer, as it’s [...]

Poignant Thought

Bad Joke: Angry Golfing Nun

A nun approaches Mother Superior and say, “Mother, I must make confession to you. I have used the Lord’s name in vain, and used all manner of foul language.”
“Go on, Sister, tell me what happened,” says Mother Superior.
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Katie Does News

Katie Couric replaced Dan Rather tonight as the anchor of CBS Evening News. Her arrival to replace Mr. Rather has been rather high profile news in itself. Rather than keep Dan’s replacement a surprise, CBS chose to spin its own news, creating umpteen photo ops, interviews, and rather drab retrospectives on Ms. Couric’s [...]

Wilford Brimley Moustache Hinders Diabetes Pronunciation

It has been determined by a non-scientific study, conducted by yours truly, that everyone’s favorite television grandpa, Wilford Brimley, actually does pronounce “diabetes” correctly… with a long E. His awesome handlebar moustache, is the culprit.

Fox News gets an enema

Earlier this afternoon, I’m eating my steak grilled stufft burrito and flipping through the news. No more than 30 seconds of watching, I nearly puke my burrito all over the coffee table when Martha McCallum, reading for the viewers (because they’re blind and/or stupid, watching Fox News) a graphical analysis of some American opinion [...]